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1. (Viagra) (1442↑, 299↓)

The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.

*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra", "Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online\!" The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.

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2. (Viagra) (580↑, 152↓)

[n.] the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: [Bob Dole]

I mixed Viagra with [Ecstasy] (a.k.a. [trail mix]) and my [penis] fell off

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3. (viagra) (319↑, 154↓)

Registered Trademark - sildenafil citrate, a phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor first clinically tested for the treatment of angina due to its blood vessel expanding properties. In clinical trials, erections resulted as an unforseen side effect and seeing the potential profit, it was later FDA approved and marketed for this purpose.

It is usually recommended to take Viagra 30 minutes prior to anticipated sexual activity.

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4. (Viagra) (255↑, 106↓)

Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.

Viagra overdosing can cause a great pain in the penis for days before it starts to crack and fall off, like an old statue.

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5. (viagra) (90↑, 20↓)

a dish sold at I Love Sushi. Yes its on the menu, I shit you not.

After ordering viagra at I Love Sushi, I had to use two hands instead of one.

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6. (viagra) (160↑, 101↓)

Medicine that makes guys' dick more strait and [horny]. It makes the ladies' [boobs] get stiffer and harder.

After Dave took a large dose of viagra, his penis never went limp again.

Author: Penis Using Pope http://viagra.urbanup.com/1378534

7. (viagra) (102↑, 58↓)

Something Hugh Hefner owns a lot of.

"Hold on girls\! Let me get my viagra\!"

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8. (viagra) (80↑, 45↓)

[Steroids] for your [penis].

Got a [weak] [wiener]? Take some Viagra\!

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9. (viagra) (121↑, 107↓)

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs b) n. a female with the same effect.

Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama \<hot chick\> is viagra.

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10. (viagra) (57↑, 55↓)

a drug to get an erection. when older men use it their wives freak out.

husband: look at this\! i got viagra\! now we can have lots of fun\! everyday\!\!\! wife: ah shit i thought the war was over. give me a tetanus shot if your gonna stick me with that rusty fuckin' thing.

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11. (viagra) (86↑, 84↓)

A pill that causes an [erection] in males. Mostly used by old men who don't want to pee on their shoes when they stand up to take a whiz.

Old man: Hehehe\! *chugs viagra* Now I can go to the bathroom AND impress girls with teeth\!

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12. (viagra) (35↑, 50↓)

a kick stand

ill take viagra before i go to bed so i wont role out.

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13. (Viagra) (5↑, 26↓)

A drug for erectile dysfunction

Viagra, its like Steroids for Penises

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14. (viagra) (34↑, 55↓)

the stuff my girlfriend puts in my beer

Dude, are you drinking my beer? It had viagra in it.....

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15. (viagra) (14↑, 46↓)

A pill that you take to get " Ole Herman " to wake up .....

" I drank 3 six packs and took a " Viagra " when she gave me them bedroom eyes ....

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16. (viagra) (20↑, 52↓)

The commercial trademark for the drug Mycoxaflopin.

Ben takes viagra because he has erectile dysfunction.

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17. (viagra) (26↑, 59↓)

the awesome blue pill that gives guys with erectile dysfunction an erection

viagra is something my ex boyfriend should be taking because he clearly has an erectile dysfunction...fuckin loser\!

Author: SexyBiatch14 http://viagra.urbanup.com/3391349

18. (Viagra) (11↑, 46↓)

A medication for people with problems with their "back"

Frank got Viagra for his back problems, he told his little daughter.

Author: whiteandnerdy123465789 http://viagra.urbanup.com/4201960

19. (viagra) (59↑, 126↓)

The hottest thing to hit the gay community. Makes your dick so hard it's like a leather punch.

^^^great for anal penetration

Author: Rev. Felcher http://viagra.urbanup.com/1301542

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Last updated: 2012.03.01